Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr


I’m just going to leave this here.

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Sooner or later, they will meet the twins.

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"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"


"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

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But yea, those darned men and their spread legs are oppressing you.

When I would use the bus in high school, I would do this because I didn’t want some creep sitting next to me. That’s something both my parents taught me to do; always sit by yourself unless you have a friend with you. It’s not being a “seat hog,” it’s being safe. And if you’re really going to get that anal about it then just ask them to put the bag down.

So your parents taught you to be a complete asshole? 

If you don’t move your purse out of the way i’ll move it for you and trust me I’ve had to do it many times on the busses in my city

They’re usually pretty packed and usually there’s girls who just blatantly take up the seat next to them with their giant ass purses and when you ask them if you could sit down they look at you like you like  ”ewww god gross go away” and shake their head and then that’s  usually when I just sit down anyways or move their bags for them, because there’s no way I’m paying 2.55 to stand for half an hour on my way to work you rude ass bitch

Seriously, fuck people that do this. It’s a fact of buses that you have to sit next to strangers. It happens. Don’t be a dick and take an extra seat for your shit.

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Three and a half years ago, when I came to Greendale, I met six very important people. … Sorry, seven. And meeting these people changed my life. What you all have done for me is indescribable. It’s unbelievable. And my love for you is immeasurable, even when you split it seven ways.

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Anonymous said: I remember the days when games were about worlds you could explore and about being good, and not about who's got representation and gender this and sexuality that. I miss those days.


Those days miss you, too. I recently found a yellowed letter under one of the floorboards, and it was addressed to you and signed by those days with a tear-stained kiss of lipstick.

Meanwhile, in the present, those of us who work in the industry and who are—amazingly—able to consider more than one idea at the same time, will continue to create good games about worlds you can explore AND occasionally talk about inclusivity.

If you are feeling compassion fatigue, I think it might be okay to sit out those discussions, at least until you get your strength back. While it will be tough not having you available for close consultation, somehow we will soldier on.

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"hey can you add this coupon?"

"sure, lemme just punch it in… oh wait uhh it was denied let me— ma’am this expired may of this year"

"you dont take expired coupons?"

no. thats the point of them expiring

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Date someone strong
Date someone powerful
Date someone who will destroy the entire universe to impress you
Date Thanos

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